How to Buy Defibrillator Toaster and More Funny Toasters


There’s not much to get excited about a toaster than the toast itself, is there? It’s the same old routine in every household – wake up, toast bread, sip coffee, go to work. It is – if we daresay – boring. 

Until now.

Thanks to a certain Shay Carmon who came up with a funky concept – the defibrillator toaster! It is shaped exactly like a defibrillator and functions like one too. This concept has changed the way we look at toasting bread, bringing some life into the boring routine. However, the concept hasn’t come to life yet and it may be a while before we start defibrillating our breakfast to life.

Defibrillator Toaster

The good news, though, is that Amazon is a place of wonders. It is home to a variety of funny toasters that will brighten up your day and encourage your children to eat more toast! Let’s take a look at some of our favorites. 

How To Buy a Defibrillator Toaster

1. Uncanny Brands Star Wars – 2 Slice Toaster

Uncanny Slice ToasterStar Wars fan, unite! Here’s a toaster that represents your love for Star Wars through the iconic tie fighter symbol. Now wake up every day with a healthy dose of your favorite movies. Here’s why we think you should buy it:

  1. It is a 2-slice toaster that enables you to toast light or dark (the toaster mentions Light Side and Dark Side).
  2. The toaster slots are wide and long to accommodate different sizes of bread.
  3. It has an adjustable thermostat and cool functions such as defrost, quick stop, and housing reheat.
  4. You can clean it easily thanks to its removable crumb tray.
  5. It is a molded plastic toaster that makes an excellent gift.


Excellent novelty for Star Wars fans

Toasts well – light and dark[/i2pros]


The plastic body did not impress a few users[/i2cons][/i2pc]


2. Hello Kitty Toaster – 2-Slice

Hello Kitty ToasterIt looks like a toy but really isn’t! The Hello Kitty Toaster is a real toaster that toasts real bread and brings real smiles on people’s faces! If you have kids that love Hello Kitty or if you want to revisit your childhood, you won’t go wrong with this one. Below are the reasons why we love it:

  1. It has wide slots to accommodate bagel bread
  2. You can toast 2 slices at once.
  3. It has various functions such as defrost, reheat, and cancel.
  4. You can adjust the amount of browning you want on your bread.
  5. It has a cool touch exterior, enabling you to have fun with kids without fearing their safety.
  6. Its removable crumb tray is very easy to clean.


Good quality

Works as expected[/i2pros]


It has a plastic smell that is quite unappetizing[/i2cons][/i2pc]


3. Disney Mickey Mouse Toaster

Disney Mickey Mouse ToasterThe Disney Mickey Mouse toaster is an Amazon’s Choice product because it has many happy customers. It is bright, attractive, and does the job well. Let’s find out more:

  1. The toaster has a high rise toast lift and self-centering guides to give you the cutest, funny toast ever!
  2. Its slots are wide and allow large bread as well.
  3. You can adjust the amount of browning with the browning knob.
  4. The toaster’s non-skid feet are made out of rubber and ensure that it doesn’t move while you are using it.
  5. It has a hinged crumb tray.
  6. It is a safe toaster that toasts 2 slices at once.


Cool touch exterior

Accurate settings[/i2pros]


No numbers on the browning notch

Tends to smoke initially

No cancel option[/i2cons][/i2pc]


4. Bob Ross Toaster 

Bob Ross ToasterIf you’d like to start the morning with a chuckle and are a huge Bob Ross fan, you know what to get yourself this Christmas – the Bob Ross Toaster! We have listed a few highlights of this lovely toaster:

  1. It is made of aluminum (and not plastic). 
  2. It has 2 slots for 2 slices of bread.
  3. It has multiple functions including reheat and defrost.
  4. Its adjustable thermostat will give exactly how much browning you like – nothing more, nothing less!
  5. It also has a quick stop function.
  6. It is UL listed.


Has an automatic, manual switch-off option

Works as advertised[/i2pros]


The image may be more brown/dark than you like[/i2cons][/i2pc]


5. Captain America Shield Toaster

Captain America Shield ToasterEverything’s better with Captain America’s shield on it, including your morning toast. So, why not reward the Marvel fan in you with this novelty toaster? It is a crowd favorite for the following reasons:

  1. Its hinged crumb tray is very easy to use and clean.
  2. The wide slots for bread have self-centering guides.
  3. You have complete control on the amount of browning on the bread.
  4. The plunger is easy to use and gets the bread right out without burning your fingers.
  5. The design is functional and aesthetic at the same time.


The print is clean

Quite a good price[/i2pros]


Tends to burn the toast even at a lower setting[/i2cons][/i2pc]


Now that you have so many options, we are sure you wouldn’t want to go back to plain old toasts. Depending on your interests and the purpose, you can pick out any of the above. We understand these may not be as unique and quirky as the defibrillator toaster but until we can grab that one, let’s have fun with one of these. These toasters also make for excellent gifts, especially for children. 

Go on, then, add some fun and color to your life with one of these toasters. And, if you have any doubts, write to us and we will help you out immediately. Happy toasting!

Azad Shaikh

Azad Shaikh

Azad Shaikh is an internet geek at heart. From reviews about computer components to playing X-box one games, Azad takes pleasure in writing about anything and everything about computers. He is a computer engineering graduate and certified ethical hacker. In his leisure time, he reads and explores the internet.

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  1. Where can I the defebrilator toaster?

  2. Yes I would love to know when the toaster defibrillator is up for sale

  3. Really looking forward to the development of the defibrillator toaster. My daughter is an emt and would absolutely love this. Her 2 year old son wyld get a kick out of it also!!

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